That’s it. Enlightenment in three parts. You need do nothing else.

Ok. Maybe I’m being a bit optimistic, but having a go at these three is a pretty good place to start. And even if it doesn’t work you’ll be bendy and happy. And have pizza. What’s not to love?

This is a super cosy jumper and one that fits so well. Take it up a size or two if you like ‘em baggy. I’m fairly sure that the XL could even make a rather lovely sweater dress that would look ace over leggings, and keep your beautiful bum snuggly warm. The writing (and logo on the reverse) is a fab cream colour.

And once you get your delighted hands on it (the jumper – not your bum – just to be clear) you’ll never believe that it is made from recycled plastic bottles and recycled organic cotton. It has been made to Global Recycle Standard , organic certified cotton and Fair Wear Foundation certification standards.

And as if there weren't enough reasons to want this baby in your bag, there's no postage to pay. It's another reason to be happy!

All deliveries are sent First Class via good ole' Royal Mail.