Admit it - life would be a lot simpler if we could, don’t you think? Sadly it’s not that easy. You’ve got to to out into the world and actually be not-a-doofus. Ugh. I know. It’s a pain, right?

BUT as well as being a jaunty addition for any yoga-lovers arm, there are a whole host of reasons to get this beauty for yourself or someone else. First of all, the bag is in moody black with the text in eye-popping neon pink.

The bag is just the right size to get your class essentials in there and the long straps means you can sling it over your shoulder whilst getting that post-class beverage (be it hot or alcoholic….or both).

It's made by Earth Positive, so it’s climate neutral and Fair Wear certified. (Fair Wear Foundation is an independent, non-profit organisation that works with companies to improve labour conditions for garment workers.) Plus it’s 100% organic cotton which is climate neutral.

AND did I mention postage is free?!